I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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