**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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