He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
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We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
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PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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