No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
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what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
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So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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