This girl is more easily done than said...
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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