Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
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I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
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The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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