also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
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I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
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I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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