Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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