So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
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