Me too!
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
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