and you said cock pushups were impossible
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
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Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
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I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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