Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
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