she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
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I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
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Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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