I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
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dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
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I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Life without a bra equals bliss.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Randomize