The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
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Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
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Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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