fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
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