You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
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Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
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Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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