Don't you send me to vm
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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