haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
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After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
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It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
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