i just had sex bonerless
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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