ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
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