You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I think pants incapable of making pants work
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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