quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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