Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
My balls are so social today.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
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I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
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You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I had to cum in my sink.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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