BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
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They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
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You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
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