Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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