You smell like stripper and shame
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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