Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
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