508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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