i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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