for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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