what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
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You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Hi. This might be awkward, but I met you on saturday at about 330 am. I have to admit I don't remember your name, what we talked about, or various details of how I got home. What I do remember is that I was invested enough in getting your number to ask my cab driver for a pen to write it down since my phone was dead. So do you want to meet, soberer, some time?
Hey bro I think you got the wrong number I'm a dude
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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