Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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