I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
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