My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
sarcasm needs its own font
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
Randomize
