let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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