I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
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I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
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I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
And then he peed in my hair
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