She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Randomize
