Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
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How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
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We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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