giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
So many bounce houses so little time
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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