Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
Randomize