On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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