Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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