I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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