sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
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I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
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I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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