your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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