it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
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sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
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She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
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Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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