They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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