She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
he was CRYING into my vagina
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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