I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
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you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
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So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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