So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
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Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
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I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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