What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
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